trying to deep-talk your way to sunday morning with your crush but get interrupted by your sixteen yr old who wants to discuss the us election.
"i miss you like the deserts miss the rain. Yeah Trump might be in deep trouble facing all kinds of allegations plus remember all the official folks, fbi, cia, and the media he tried to knock down? theyre all coming back for him. And i miss you like the lizzards miss the pain."
by Krkič November 7, 2020

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by Trinity.dog July 2, 2022

when someone points out another's behavior that dishonorably goes against those he's close to, usually to appeal to women or themselves.
Dude 1: Sorry, can't hang out today, I'd rather be watching the basketball game
Dude 2: Cancelling plans so you can watch basketball? yeah, that's bitch shit
Dude 2: Cancelling plans so you can watch basketball? yeah, that's bitch shit
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