Water the tomatoes

When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls

Son of a bitch! My dick is so shriveled up from the cold weather that it made me water the tomatoes.

by Breadfan4life October 14, 2021

egg water

Suddybuddy's secret that she accidentally gave to Diego

haha suddy remember egg water?

by gaynigger.org August 18, 2017

The Taste of water

Pussy taste like water, So water taste like pussy.

Eat good cat kids 🐱

"Your pussys so clean, It's like the taste of water. Mmm"

by lilbitbanga December 8, 2016

Water Poop

The result when small kids get diarrhea after swimming.

“Mommy, I’m pooping water poop!”

by InfiniteGuy July 14, 2019

Water Puppies

A person who has a severe love interest to DerpXndy and Snowy

Person: I am going to have a talk with Water Puppies about his serious relationship with Derp.

by sexylabrador April 6, 2023

Watering the duck

An act where a woman puts her vagina in a cascading stream of water (typically in the bath tub, but any stream will do) in order to stimulate the clitoris in an act similar to manual masturbation.

Your sister came out of the bathroom after the water was running for a while, I wonder if she was watering the duck?

by Evo Josh November 30, 2017

Water cup

A restaurant item used to drink not water but is used to drink fountain drinks. This beverage is perfect for those who don’t wanna spend the extra $3

Cashier: would u like a drink?
Me: no I will take a water cup

by Bawston69 November 23, 2019