A classic maneuver practiced by the wise to redeem themselves after being forsaken by the gods for their left handed attempts to rise to the sun.
by Xino Fenani October 19, 2021
Get the Vegan-rendang-currymug. A VEGAN is a person who makes being vegan their whole personality, being a VEGAN is different than being vegan. VEGAN’s try their hardest to make everyone’s life around them a living hell. They will yell and harras you if you eat meat or animal products. They are also known for harassing other vegans for not yelling at people who eat meat. An example is That Vegan Teacher.
Friend one: “Hey, do you want to go get sushi”
Friend two, who is a vegan: “I can’t, I can’t eat fish”
VEGAN: “DID YOU SAY FISH?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE IN THE SEAFOOD INDUSTRY?! I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THAT YOU CLAIM TO BE A VEGAN! THAT FACT THAT YOUR FRIEND EATS FISH AND YOU CHOOSE TO BR FRIENDS WITH THEM SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!”
Friend two, who is a vegan: “I can’t, I can’t eat fish”
VEGAN: “DID YOU SAY FISH?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE IN THE SEAFOOD INDUSTRY?! I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THAT YOU CLAIM TO BE A VEGAN! THAT FACT THAT YOUR FRIEND EATS FISH AND YOU CHOOSE TO BR FRIENDS WITH THEM SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!”
by Peruki August 2, 2023
Get the VEGANmug. Vegan Jennas full name is Jenna Michelle. She's a popular Tiktoker who makes really funny videos. She is well known for being friends with Noah Schnapp. Her pronouns are she\they and she is bisexual. She is overall a very sweet girl and she's really funny.
by NoahSchnappfan December 22, 2020
Get the Vegan Jennamug. an absolute delicacy of the modern age. a wholesome and epic treat for the whole family. consuming it will make your reddit karma increase tenfold and give you lots of big brain knowledge of science and atheism. like a frickin boss in a bottle of sauce!
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🎵 day and night, the lonely vegan seems to bake soy zaza pie at night 🎵
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biden spotted eating vegan zaza soy pie. biden is punk confirmed!!!!
🎵 day and night, the lonely vegan seems to bake soy zaza pie at night 🎵
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by gatheringstorm June 20, 2023
Get the vegan zaza soy piemug. A vegan is someone who does not eat animals or consume dairy
not a. vegans are bad, but forcing this lifestyle on others IS bad.
not a. vegans are bad, but forcing this lifestyle on others IS bad.
Person 1: Eww she's eating a dead pig!
Person 2: Just because ur vegan and don't eat pork doesn't mean that lady cant just enjoy her hot dog in peace.
Person 1: But that's a dead pig! That's so sad and I hate her.
Person 2: Ugh. This is why we don't hang out much.
Person 1: Because I care about animals?
Person 2: Because you obsess about the smallest things and make a big deal about it!
Person 2: Just because ur vegan and don't eat pork doesn't mean that lady cant just enjoy her hot dog in peace.
Person 1: But that's a dead pig! That's so sad and I hate her.
Person 2: Ugh. This is why we don't hang out much.
Person 1: Because I care about animals?
Person 2: Because you obsess about the smallest things and make a big deal about it!
by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft April 26, 2022
Get the Veganmug. by waterwiggles March 3, 2018
Get the vegan-ishmug.