uncle bunk

A small chubby red headed person who works in an office

That kid Sean is being a uncle bunk

by Nickjayallday May 6, 2018

uncle horse

big cock in my mouth
horse uncle

big dick "20 in

i put my uncle horse in you

by DeluxeChopStick November 12, 2016

Uncle Dennis

When you fall asleep on the shitter when you’re shit faced.

What the fuck... Tom drank so much he pulled an Uncle Dennis

by Teddyweeds November 21, 2017

Uncle donald

A scumbag loser that lies, manipulates, and tells stories. We have a nickname for him its called “donnie ruxpin because he always tells stories you cant believe. This man only cares about what he can get from people including money. He doesnt care about his 4 kids he has and only cares about sex. He also steals, is a bum, and expects to live in your home rent free. He abuses animals as well and lived here in NY everybody knows the type of person he is and a select few dont take or fall for his shit including lies. This man will never change and people want you to feel sorry for him……well i got news for you i dont. I personally dont like him and wish he would all do us a favor and fuck off!!! Hes a piece of shit that runs from the law, in and out of jail, and screwed his family over multiple times. This man is the worst and avoid him at all costs!!!!

Mom: have you heard from uncle donald?
Me: no this piece of shit is never home and is probably out being his gay ass self the loser that he is!!!

by Furry2011 January 21, 2022

uncle bastard

Uncle bastard (noun ) mean, evil,and heartless.

My uncle bastard stole the family inheritance after grandpa died died .

by Pink warrior March 7, 2018

Harry Uncle

When you’re giving a blow job and you raise up with a pube stuck in your teeth.

Hey Bethany, that was a great blow job, but you’ve a Harry uncle.

by LA_Salle February 26, 2020

Uncle Cousin

A spiritual term used to describe the ceremonial use the of the drug Ketamine.

ME: Is uncle cousin with us tonight?

HIM: Oh yes, dear brother, he is indeed.

Me: My dear brother, may I get a little puff-ski of that uncle cousin?

HIM: May the lord be with you.

by thedearestbrother March 28, 2022