Freddy: hey danny. did you hit that?
Danny: yeah
Freddy: ON THE REAL THOUGH CUZ?!
Danny: ON THE REAL THOUGH CUZ!!!!
Danny: yeah
Freddy: ON THE REAL THOUGH CUZ?!
Danny: ON THE REAL THOUGH CUZ!!!!
by ffrreeddyy June 10, 2010
Get the on the real though cuz mug.The only sensible way to describe the colossally oblivious staff at Urban Dictionary, who wouldn't be able to spot culturally relevant humour if it was fashioned into a .50 caliber machine gun round and fired into their gormless, fuckwitted faces.
You are Out Of Touch Cunts.
Out Of Touch Cunts is what you are.
Tourist: "Excusez moi, I was 'oping to locate some utterly clueless fuckwits to mock. I am a long way from 'ome and 'ave no idea where to look."
Helpful person: "Sadly, you aren't actually in America, so the number of utterly clueless fuckwits is going to be quite low. What you need to do is visit the on-line Urban Dictionary. The people that run that thing are such brainless shit-cunts that I'd be surprised if they weren't ALL American! Hahahaha!"
Tourist: "Hahahahahaha! They must be real Out Of Touch Cunts, nes pas?"
Helpful person: " Yes! They really are! Utter fucking wankstains, the lot of them! Allegedly!"
Out Of Touch Cunts is what you are.
Tourist: "Excusez moi, I was 'oping to locate some utterly clueless fuckwits to mock. I am a long way from 'ome and 'ave no idea where to look."
Helpful person: "Sadly, you aren't actually in America, so the number of utterly clueless fuckwits is going to be quite low. What you need to do is visit the on-line Urban Dictionary. The people that run that thing are such brainless shit-cunts that I'd be surprised if they weren't ALL American! Hahahaha!"
Tourist: "Hahahahahaha! They must be real Out Of Touch Cunts, nes pas?"
Helpful person: " Yes! They really are! Utter fucking wankstains, the lot of them! Allegedly!"
by Dubwar666 May 14, 2019
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Infamous, now viral, phrase uttered by John Tyner of Oceanside after refusing to be subjected to an airport body scanner and subsequent thorough pat down.
Can also be used in any social setting where you just want people to stop bothering you with uninteresting things.
Can also be used in any social setting where you just want people to stop bothering you with uninteresting things.
TSA - "Sir, we need to pat you down..."
JT - "Don't touch my junk!"
Boring friend- "Hey man, you want to see these slides from my family summer vacation?"
JT - Don't touch my junk!"
JT - "Don't touch my junk!"
Boring friend- "Hey man, you want to see these slides from my family summer vacation?"
JT - Don't touch my junk!"
by alexgb72 November 19, 2010
Get the Don't touch my junk! mug.It's a phrase one says when they aren't really kidding but instead use this to take off some of the "truth hurts" pain. While people are laughing because you said sike, you throw in..."But forreal though.."
Jim: Dude your girlfriend is pretty ugly
Mike: What ?
Jim: Sike, naw...but forreal though...she's pretty ugly
Mike: What ?
Jim: Sike, naw...but forreal though...she's pretty ugly
by BeStealthy June 1, 2011
Get the Sike, naw...but forreal though mug.When a thot has a big ass forehead.
Tyrone: damn look at Tanisha's forehead it's in four different postal codes.
Carlos: her head so big she ain't even a thot, she's a thought.
Carlos: her head so big she ain't even a thot, she's a thought.
by ChiefKeefsosaboiii March 21, 2017
Get the thought mug.Being white trash and disgusting or just very ewww. It is the extreme version of Raunchy and also rhymes with it
by Kathleena May 11, 2009
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