tree fudger

A person who finds unusual pleasure shitting on trees

"Man did you see that cunt tree fudge the shit outta that pine tree?"
"Yup, we have those dirty tree fudgers down here Bill"

by The_Def_Master December 3, 2013

tree gazelle

A large scary animal that lurks in innelan or some remote parts of ardentiny, as jonny would know. I first spotted it when i was in a tree and a certain dirty picture was taken, hense the tree gazelle. They can travel at up to speeds of 3,000 mph and eat anything that comes in their way.

Samer: "Lets go and get the bus jonny, there is no more for us to do here.

Jonny: "Ok samer, wait what is that in the bush?"

Samer: "Some form of horrid beast!?"

Jonny: "The Tree Gazelle!"

Both: "RUN!"

*Several Months Later*

Everyone in the Argyll Perimeter is dead.

by Samwize August 24, 2007

melon tree

A tall thin large breasted women who resembles a melon tree

Marissa Miller is a perfect example of a melon tree

by ek kitchen crew December 10, 2010

Tree of Life

An additional move in the game played in the movie "Waiting". To perform "The Tree of Life" one must stretch their nutsack out as much as possible with a downward pull, having done that one must simply shine a flashlight (from behind) through said nutsack exposing the veiny tree of life within. The amount of kicks the observer receives is determined by the issuer.

The Tree of Life, from whence man originated in natural physical form.

by Tha Dylio November 26, 2013

tree testicles

Huge hard brown testicles

Kaden has tree testicles.

by IEatPeople1337 December 10, 2013

Plam Tree

The Wayfair version of a palm Tree

Person 1: Oh my where did you get the Palm tree?

Person 2: ACTUALLY it's a Plam Tree I got this Beauty at Wayfair!

by BillTytheScienceGuy November 29, 2019

tree rapist

person who is sexually aroused by trees. Most common person: eric franco

by Anonymous June 11, 2003