pop a squirrel

poop

silvia just pop a squirrel in front of shane's tent

by ansosf July 02, 2017

Tackled By a Squirrel

When you hear it just lol.

It refers a guy getting his nuts busted while or after being tackled.

Teacher: Where's David?
Brian: He got tackled by a squirrel.
Class: LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

by Rodriguez026216523 June 29, 2011

Flying Squirrel

The species threshold above which a veterinarian will likely interrupt imminent sex to answer an emergency call. The first known example was documented in 1977 at Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory when the attending veterinarian answered a call about a flying squirrel just as things were "getting going."

Species above the flying squirrel line could include macaques, bald eagles, canines, ducks, voles, baby robins, and, of course, flying squirrels. Species likely below the flying squirrel line include danio rerio, xenopus laevis, and drosophila melanogaster.

We had just snuck into the confocal room for a quickie when his beeper went off for some flying squirrel.

by barry mcsorely July 23, 2018

Squirrel Hunt

Having sex with a girl while shes on her period. Named because the action of slamming your hammer and causing it to start to bleed is like killing a small rodent.

Yo man, i just gave my girl a squirrel hunt!
Thats disqusting...

by JFWLAX October 09, 2011

Dead squirrel

When a woman has her legs bent and in the air missionary style but lays there dead as in a squirrel that was hit by a car.

Man1: was she a good lay bro?
Man2: nah bro. She just laid there in the dead squirrel

by Dirty Chaos June 14, 2017

squirrel handed

the act of sitting around holding your nuts

I was sitting there squirrel handed watching TV.

by Nick Pawloski September 19, 2003

grizzly-squirrel

The Grizzly-Squirrel is the most dangerous creature that can exists all over the world. It lives in France, near Montpellier, and kills blondes female students. No one had seen the Grizzly-Squirrel and is alive yet.

Pamela : "Mike, if we meet this écureuil-grizzly, what will we do then ?"
Mike : "Don't worry ! You’re a woman, and me a strong man ! So you’ll hide while I’ll face the monster !"
Pamela : "OMG ! The mother fucking terrible Grizzly-Squirrel"
Mike : "AAAAaaaaah !!!" (goes away)

by Moecco February 19, 2005