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Police hocus-pocus

Police hocus-pocus ; is when the police turn a blind eye. It may still involve an infringement notice, but for the most part, they go easy on you.
Thankfully, the Police hocus-pocus, lead me to continue my journey without the relevant bike licence, only my car L's permit. I still copped a fine of $750AUD in the mail and once I reached my destination I was not to ride again till I had the official licence ment.

This happened twice actually, but the first time round I didn't get an infringement notice in the mail.

Live and Learn !!
by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020
mugGet the Police hocus-pocusmug.

The Joke Police

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
mugGet the The Joke Policemug.

police tube

A person who impersonates police impersonators
That Police Tube has never spoke to or met Jeremy Dewitte.
by 2nd Other Brother November 29, 2022
mugGet the police tubemug.
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green police

the green police are the police you order to come and arrest people for dumb actions.
some student- "i know the answer."
teacher- "ok whats 2 x 3?"
student- "5?"
somebody yells out GREEN POLICE

"i found a quarter worth 10 cents"
green police
by Wally Kumar April 28, 2008
mugGet the green policemug.

Police

A gang funded by armed robbery (taxes and tickets) bent on making any situation worse.

Typically populated by grown-up high school bullies, rapists, white supremacists and psychopaths.
A: Shit, what happened to your cat?
B: I called the police for help and they shot her off the tree.

A: Too black I guess.
by Luther Blisss December 7, 2021
mugGet the Policemug.

alphabet police

The FBI, CIA, DHS, ATF - any American federal agency with petty bitches trying to arrest you for no goddamn reason
Can you believe they sent the Alphabet Police to Portland?
by Urban Toby August 24, 2020
mugGet the alphabet policemug.

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