ninja barista

An espresso machine operator with not only exceptional skill in producing the finest espresso shots and espresso-based drinks, but also with extreme dexterity, zen-like demeanor and lightning quick speed behind the bar. Generally is quiet and modest, but can deliver a killer shot of espresso.

Compare and contrast with the rockstar barista.

Before I even put down my two dollars, that ninja barista had a killer doubleshot of espresso in front of me.

by Jimmy Oneschuk July 25, 2008

ninja sex

having noiseless sex (no squeaking springs or vocals) while one or more people are passed out in the same room.

li'l B was drunk and passed out in our room. we were horny, so we had ninja sex.

by Randi Red May 16, 2004

pirate ninja

Something that can never possibly exist due to the deep-rooted feud between ninjas and pirates. And also because ninjas and pirates are so played out already that if someone were to create a pirate ninja, it would be some kind of horrible clichéd supermonster that would not only knock you down with its peg-leg but would also give you a roundhouse kick to the face if you crossed its path.

Poor Johnny didn't even have a chance to defend himself when he accidentally stumbled upon a pirate ninja. But luckily since pirate ninjas can't exist, Johnny was thrown into an alternate parallel universe before the ninja pirate was able to attack.

by a really evil person April 15, 2006

meatball ninja

Someone who's on their way to get some Italian food.

Roy's on his way to pickup the spaghetti takeout. He's a meatball ninja!

by N0RVY March 25, 2010

Ninja-saur

A combination of the most compadible creatures in this known universe. The Ninja-saur is commonly found in Mathews, Virginia, and only one exist. The ninja-saur is also the bond of a ninja and a dinosaur. A strong bond that's unbreakable, and also known as "comor".
subdefinition - Comor- love limited to friendship

The two ninja-saurs, Abbie and Noah, comor eachother.

by Ninja-Nobi February 15, 2010

spy ninjas

The spy ninjas are Chad wild clay Vy quaint Daniel gizmo and Regina Ginera Their goal is to defeat project zorgo the spy ninjas are good at fighting hackers

I like the spy ninjas they are good fighters

by That epic boi December 3, 2020

sex ninja

Someone who acts conservative but is secretly really kinky and good in bed.

"I thought John was a super awkward nerdy guy who never gets girls, turns out he's a complete sex ninja!"

by THE sex ninja January 5, 2013