Skip to main content

Jonas

The cutest angel baby you'll ever meet. He has a great sense of humor and is really kind. He is very artistic but doesn't think so himself. He really is a great friend. He'll always have your back! In conclusion, Jonas is really great, you should get one yourself!
Funfact he leaves a bit of glitter everywhere he goes.
Be like Jonas
by Alinaaaa December 22, 2019
mugGet the Jonas mug.

Jona

Jona is an observer, can see the people how they really are, might be quite difficult sometimes because most people can’t see themselves. She knows how to really listen to what you are saying and chooses certainly mindful her own words. She contains endless beauty and fire, which she is careful about who to it share with, because she knows she is a raw gem. If she only might fully trust her power, there is nothing which can get in her way of getting to where she wants!
Stranger: wow girl you are glowing light with the grace of a lioness!

Jona: Tell me something new..
by Majormaybe November 21, 2021
mugGet the Jona mug.

Jonas Neubauer

7-time world champion of Tetris, and that's about it.
RIP Jonas Neubauer

1981-2021
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021
mugGet the Jonas Neubauer mug.

Jonas chat

you are supposed to text holger and ignore him next day for no reason.
by xxxjonxxxx March 9, 2021
mugGet the Jonas chat mug.

Jonas

A perfect husband but just a bit homosexual. Jonas likes cock and is not afraid to tell anyone.
Him: Fuck me Daddy Jonas!
Jonas: Nah fam not til marrige *dab*
Her: DONT STEAL MY JONAS!
by Moder Maria May 30, 2017
mugGet the Jonas mug.

Jonas

If your name is himeno, stay away from all people named jonas and if youre a 10 feet goth dommy mommy then you should def contact me
a real jonas would tell their friends to commit with them and a real one would definitely offer them head
her: i loveeeee girls
jonas: i love to feel comforted for once and be cared for like im the only important thing in their world and that im such a little good boy that would literally treat you with the upmost(🤓) love.......i want to be comforted and treated with careful hands and feel like im little and cute....
by Pilioko December 1, 2022
mugGet the Jonas mug.

Jonas

Jonas

J-o-n-a-s

A boy who will show interest in you(romantic) but if you're not fast enough for him he will be ice cold. He will switch emotions in seconds.

Lovely-ice-lovely-ice

He will be mean to you and in the same time he will tell you how much he loves you and how sorry he is.
Don't fall for him he will poison you.

And he will tell you how much he wants to fuck you after 2 days.
Person : OH,look how handsome he is !
Person 2: yes it's Jonas

Jonas: he girl do you want a threesome? I like your pretty hair and eyes and boobs ;)
by Bellaskim April 20, 2023
mugGet the Jonas mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email