Jonas Jordalen is so insanely atracctive and he has the biggest penis in the world it’s so massive and he has the sharpest jawline of everyone in the whole world.
by Wrighteous71 October 27, 2019
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A boy who will show interest in you(romantic) but if you're not fast enough for him he will be ice cold. He will switch emotions in seconds.
Lovely-ice-lovely-ice
He will be mean to you and in the same time he will tell you how much he loves you and how sorry he is.
Don't fall for him he will poison you.
And he will tell you how much he wants to fuck you after 2 days.
J-o-n-a-s
A boy who will show interest in you(romantic) but if you're not fast enough for him he will be ice cold. He will switch emotions in seconds.
Lovely-ice-lovely-ice
He will be mean to you and in the same time he will tell you how much he loves you and how sorry he is.
Don't fall for him he will poison you.
And he will tell you how much he wants to fuck you after 2 days.
Person : OH,look how handsome he is !
Person 2: yes it's Jonas
Jonas: he girl do you want a threesome? I like your pretty hair and eyes and boobs ;)
Person 2: yes it's Jonas
Jonas: he girl do you want a threesome? I like your pretty hair and eyes and boobs ;)
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