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Minnesota Mammoth Cave

(Noun)
-A sex act typically performed by three sexual deviants whereby two morons hollow out a Kansas City strip steak and dock their wankers together while the third begins to eat the steak.
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave combined with a shrimpboat yields an Indiana Dick Lick.
-If a Minnesota Mammoth Cave is combined with 2 Kennebunkport Surprises you have an Alabama Hot Pocket, or for international purposes, a Nova Scotian Reverse Sausage Docking Port. (Illegal in 49 states, except Alabama, where it is a family tradition).
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave is the leading cause of chronic dick jasmine.
Did you see that red neck, hillbilly, and Canadian doing a Minnesota Mammoth Cave? They are definately getting dick jasmine!
by FrostedTips918 February 17, 2019
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scribble cave

The chosen space writers settle into when they write. Similar to a lone caveman hyperfocused on creating stories on cave walls.
Don't bug me while I'm in my scribble cave.
by The Scribble Cave October 19, 2023
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Ice Cave

Ice Cave is the most amazing Boba/Shaved Ice store to ever exist. I am so sad they are closing.
I will miss Ice Cave so much. #IceCave4Life
by anonymous December 31, 2022
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go back to your cave

(originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus)

a nicer (or more offensive) way, depending on the situation, of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"
a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet . Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower
by Sexydimma July 31, 2016
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Herpes cave

A deep painful abyss of sores
I woke up and immediately knew i took a trip down herpes cave.
by Rick O' Shea June 5, 2018
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The Ball Cave

A sex position. When your balls deep in yo dogs ass and it’s hole widens so much you can crawl inside and fuck your own sister, so that’s what you do.
Carl: yo what’s your favourite position?
Me: the ball cave
by Sickmotherfucker February 19, 2018
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Scat cave

by Brycecreamman January 20, 2024
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