a bleached blonde wrinkled skin woman, who's spent too much time in the tanning beds, shows the effects of years of smoking cigarettes and has experimented with way too many drugs. She is well past her prime, but still trying to fit into the younger scene.
That old heater walking outside of Clermont Lounge said her pussy was out of order, but she'd give some damn good firehead.
by Dr. Sabroso aka Dr. Delicious February 26, 2009
Get the old heatermug. Comes from high school students at the J Graham Brown school in Louisville Kentucky. When something is extremely old (as old as the math teacher luda) you insert.
by Chloe June 14, 2004
Get the luda oldmug. a fake swear word used by by dutch people from the Christian reformed church. noted in and around mid Michigan, Grand Rapids, Houghton lake, Lake city, Falmouth, roscommon missaukee county's area.
1.the cows have gotten out again old hen
2. old hen i have lost my wallet
3. old hen i am late for Church again
2. old hen i have lost my wallet
3. old hen i am late for Church again
by j r lang January 13, 2008
Get the old henmug. 1)That one boy/girl you can always call when you're in the mood for sex.
2)The same old tactic that's been serving a sports team well.
3)That one show which always ranks high on the seasonal Nielsen rankings.
2)The same old tactic that's been serving a sports team well.
3)That one show which always ranks high on the seasonal Nielsen rankings.
1) Person A: Damn, being single is a bitch. It's been too long ago since I got laid....your single too, how do you cope?
Person B: Ha, well I don't have problems in that department! I can always depend on my old reliable in such situations.
2) The Hack-A-Shaq: probably the most used tactic against Shaquille O'Neal, though it's still quite useful after all these years.
3) ER for NBC(well they used to be), 60 Minutes for CBS, Dancing with the Stars for ABC.....all shows who'll surely draw millions of viewers every year.
Person B: Ha, well I don't have problems in that department! I can always depend on my old reliable in such situations.
2) The Hack-A-Shaq: probably the most used tactic against Shaquille O'Neal, though it's still quite useful after all these years.
3) ER for NBC(well they used to be), 60 Minutes for CBS, Dancing with the Stars for ABC.....all shows who'll surely draw millions of viewers every year.
by Ambrosalys January 4, 2009
Get the old reliablemug. An unlubricated and painful handjob, usually performed instead of sexual intercourse, much to the dismay of the male involved.
Bro, I thought I had it in the bag with Michelle last night, but she just gave me an Old Fashion. This morning was the most painful morning of my life.
by bige24 August 12, 2011
Get the Old Fashionmug. A strong, potent, somewhat-hard-to-find Grain Alcohol brewed south of the Mason-Dixon line, and frequented by such notables as Blade Jones, esquire.
"Awww, man.... I don't think I can make it into work today... I've been doin' shots of Olde Chicken all mornin..."
by InformerSW March 26, 2004
Get the Olde Chickenmug. by senbot April 28, 2022
Get the old deepmug.