"So i ate Taco Bell the other night and went home to have sex with my girlfriend. While we were having sex i had to take a dump so bad i gave her a mexican hotpocket.
by A. Regar July 11, 2008
When a man and a woman have a one night stand of sorts, and in the morning, the guy wakes up before the woman and dumps all over her and takes off before he's discovered.
Harold didn't like the way she laughed during sex the night before, so he decided a mexican breakup was the only appropriate way to end the relationship.
by Kyle Barry December 04, 2006
by HitMeHarderThanChrisBrown March 04, 2012
A strange form of masturbation involving squatting on the ground with flat feet with your knees held tighly to your chest. You arm must then go around one of your legs to reach the required organ.
Often done furiously and sometimes in public
Often done furiously and sometimes in public
by Call on me....call me...call on me... February 20, 2007
Having sex with a girl on the beach and after she gets wet, you take your dick and roll it in the sand and put it in her mouth.
by timmy gee January 08, 2008
Jose was in backyard with his mexican cadillac.. Varoom Varoom, I say, "Jose U need wheels for your mexican cadillac "... Nah this way the LAPD NO chase me....
by itichie_nocanpo September 28, 2006
Maybe later me and my friends will have the old Mexican Dumptruck.
Why use cheese when you have the Mexican Dumptruck?
Why use cheese when you have the Mexican Dumptruck?
by antiari January 06, 2014