Also known as Boat Cow. Has the most delicious, heavenly, godsent milk in the world that will cure any disease, including cancer. This cow is currently owned by Swedish youtuber PewDiePie.
by SkirtingFish65 July 23, 2019
Get the Water Cowmug. This is the toughest shit from cow skin usually tanned to leather to create some of the toughest motherfucking boots in the world.
my brother was trying to consume his own shoes.When I found him doing so,he said he thought since the shoes was manufactured out of cow hide,it was something edible and fit for human consumption.what a twat
my brother was trying to consume his own shoes.When I found him doing so,he said he thought since the shoes was manufactured out of cow hide,it was something edible and fit for human consumption.what a twat
These US military combat boots were manufactured out of the finest cow hides in kenya....Obama was given as a gift from his father's land.
by Titus rutto October 16, 2019
Get the Cow hidesmug. When you’re extremely exhausted, due to strenuous activity as a result of marital duty, or otherwise.
The word cow-kicked is used when one is with an extremely energetic partner, especially if one is on the receiving end. In such cases, it can be physically strenuous, or even painful to receive, but usually it’s still a heck of good time.
You ever have those knee-shaking, can’t stand, gone blind, gone deaf, can’t move afterward, nights of bliss? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.
The word cow-kicked is used when one is with an extremely energetic partner, especially if one is on the receiving end. In such cases, it can be physically strenuous, or even painful to receive, but usually it’s still a heck of good time.
You ever have those knee-shaking, can’t stand, gone blind, gone deaf, can’t move afterward, nights of bliss? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.
Mary-Lou to her recently married friend: “Shirley, you look so tired! Is married life that hard?”
“Oh, I’m cow-kicked, Mary-Lou. That man does not know the definition of restraint! Can’t complain though.”
“Oh, I’m cow-kicked, Mary-Lou. That man does not know the definition of restraint! Can’t complain though.”
by Turtle_Mountain_Sensei November 22, 2020
Get the Cow-Kickedmug. The act of giving an obese male or female large bruises on their body giving them the appearance of a cow and fisting them
by JackassMcGhee April 12, 2020
Get the Cow Fistingmug. by Piss King October 17, 2021
Get the Chocolate Cowmug. The most adorable animal known to man, they are also known as Highland Cows, and are a breed of cow native to the scottish highlands and the Outer Hebrides islands of Scotland. They are known to have large horns and a long wooly coat, and a gentle friendly nature. Their milk is rich (though not as much as Elon) and has a high butterfat content, and they are primarily a beef breed. Being a very hardy breed, they can survive in a wide variety of environments, such as the highlands they are from and the odd hellish area known by some as Trump's America. Along with this, the females concieve quickly and the bulls are aggressive and durable breeders, some starting as soon as 13 months old, though it is typically suggested not to record this, as it may be considered CP.
Joe - "Have you seen Sue's wooly cows?"
Mark - "Yeah, not a fan."
*Mark has been deemed a soulless freak.*
Mark - "Yeah, not a fan."
*Mark has been deemed a soulless freak.*
by Jeff_139 November 2, 2020
Get the wooly cowmug. by Loosey Moosey December 14, 2011
Get the tequila cowmug.