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sucking guff

The art of positioning one's self to enable the ability to draw air into the anus with the intention of having a fart marathon....
martyn took his favourite postion of hanging off the bed with his arse in the air ready for the sucking guff marathon. You could hear his anus open and draw air inside before he let off a volley of anal bangs.
by kez the wez August 22, 2009
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Sucking of the Penis

It is when a Female(if gay a male or if u are very flexable) places his lips around the male reproductive organ, Penis(aka Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger) and bounces up and down performing a blowjob
Sucking a dick
I need ur Jizz
What are you doing u little devilish creature mroe more more
by I can see you Dopp January 8, 2005
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bro-suck

When you suck the dick of your bro because you love them, as a bro, but that doesn't make you gay. You are just a good bro. Congrats.

I also like to refer to this as a "brojob" in public.
"Hey, can you suck my dick?"
"Dude, I'm not gay."
"Don't worry man, it's just a bro-suck!"
by Ntrllymprtnt April 4, 2017
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sucking lemons

when a pirate stocks lemon on their ship to prevent scurvy
That pirate sure does like sucking lemons
by doctor kvass the anon August 14, 2021
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Piss Suck

The act of simultaneously sucking a vape while taking a piss, usually at a public urnal at a place such as work or a sporting event or in your home.
Mark- “what are you doing over there bruce?”
Bruce- “oh I’ m just taking a piss suck. It gives me plenty of time to get my suck in and get other things done!”
by Warthog0129 August 5, 2022
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Suck A Bitch

When you hear the word Penis, one too many times and gotta come up with a comeback on the fly
Ben:Penis
Dan: Can you please not use that heinous word
Ben: Your a bitch!
Dan: Suck a bitch
by hhhx3 March 6, 2018
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Suck-Up

(noun)
In short, someone who will bend over backwards to blow the guy looking over their shoulder.

An individual who makes frequent, obvious, and sometimes disingenuous attempts to impress, please, or win favor with people who are either in a position of authority over them, or who have something that they want. One can be a suck-up because they wish to gain something tangible (promotion/pay, favors, gifts, etc.) by pleasing the other person, or because of a pathological need to be liked by others, the former being more common. At least a few suck-ups can be found in most workplaces.

Similar: brown-noser, teacher's pet, kiss-ass, ass kisser, yes-man.

(verb)
To "suck up" (two words, usually not hyphenated) is the act of being a suck-up.

Similar: Brown-nose, brown-nosing, ass-kissing.
(noun)
Guy 1) Wow, dude. Jerry is running all over Hell and creation to make his boss happy. I'm surprised he hasn't bent over backwards to blow the guy yet.
Guy 2) Yeah, well promotions are right around the corner and Jerry's a world-class suck-up.

(verb)
Guy 1) Is there anything else I can do for you today, sir? Do you need a cup of coffee, perhaps?
Guy 2) Jerry, don't suck up to me. Nobody's getting Christmas bonuses this year and that includes you.
by DeltaWhiskey141 May 11, 2022
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