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Siberian Snowman

A "Naturally Occurring" snowman; a snowman that is actually a frozen person found buried in the snow for any amount of time.

A Siberian Snowman is not the kind of snowman one would desire to find, although, they do still count as snowmen and anyone who finds one can claim the remains as an achievement as they can be very difficult to discover.
"Babushka! Babushka! Jakob was out, digging in the snow when he found a hand sticking out from the ground!"
"Mmmm da grandchild of mine, my sweet Jakob seems to have found a Siberian Snowman! What a lucky boy he will grow up to be!"
by Liam Longshire November 29, 2018
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Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.
"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."
by jazzyj19 December 17, 2018
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Shuber

The code word Orthodox Jews use to disguise their forbidden use of Uber or other ride-sharing apps on the Sabbath. (It is generally forbidden to use any method of transportation/commute on the Sabbath other than walking)

One can break it down into two parts: "Sh..." a sound often used in synagogues to silence the congregants during the rabbi's sermon, or to signal to someone to keep a secret.

Uber =a popular ride-sharing app that *hopefully* gets a person from point A to point B.
Shlomo used Shuber to travel from Queens to Manhattan so he can visit his uncle on Saturday.

Chaya: how did Shlomo get here on shabbes? Doesn't he live in Queens?

Moishi: Shuber...
by Reapandshare June 9, 2019
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