awkwardly straight

A straight guy that comes off gay even though he is straight.

1.) He was a total cutie! I thought he might be gay but then I realized he is awkwardly straight."
2.) I thought we were flirting, then his girlfriend came over. He is awkwardly straight.

by Jryde June 10, 2012

Hobo strange

To have intimate relations with a person of any gender that would be considered so grody, that, upon commencement of such inglorious deeds you feel compelled to give said person a sandwich and five dollars.

"Dude, where's my five bucks?"

"Sorry man, I'm out."

"What do you mean, you're out?"

"I got some hobo strange last night and I just needed to give that bitch five bucks."

"Man, you tapped that?!? That was nasty!"

by Droz72 May 28, 2013

Redneck strength

Strength at or near the equivalent of a superhero contained by men or women who grew up in the country. Condition most prevalent when angry.

When your truck gets stuck and there is no one there to help. Grab a rope, tie it to the truck, and use your redneck strength to pull it out.

by parket19 September 30, 2013

auto stroke

The act of chronic, mindless masturbation.

After watching Wendy do yoga in the yard, I decided to go to my room and put it on auto stroke.

by BbTasting Cart June 8, 2016

Jun Strat

A Jun Strat is named after a popular CSGO player named Jun, who frequently hides in smokes with an auto shotgun and wrecks shop.

Did you see that guy pull off the Jun Strat? I've never seen a shotgun go up so many people's asses so quickly.

by Zumapwn July 29, 2016

dam straight

A phrase used to make a point proven or something shown in a clear way

"those socks are yellow"
"Dam straight"

by Cherryontop44 February 22, 2017

Karl Streitel

A man with this last name knows how to create fear.

Looks like agent 47, acts like agent 47.

He is mostly known to be a living meme among high school students.

We should have made Karl Streitel as the model of our t-shirts.

Karl Streitel is a living meme.

by Gerrymeinster June 16, 2017