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stoned Philosopher

The full background and reason for the very existence and funcuality of the most innate objects—usually sounds stupid except to the philosopher
Dave: “Was I a stoned philosopher last night?”

Otto: “Yea bro! You were talking about how their should squirrel whistles on cars and how they might cut down on motor vehicle fatalities. And then you started laughing and started chanting:
‘So-Crates, So-Crates, So-Crates”
by LuckDog November 29, 2017
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sword in the stoned

The act of smoking marijuana as well as engaging in a King Arthur sexual role play with a partner.
My wife and I have been trying out the sword in the stoned, it’s really spiced things up between us.
by TheScoobiestDoo December 4, 2019
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surf and stoned

1. Surf And Stoned is a Hawaii Big Island based enterprise. Cannabis for Dummies TM authors, Surf And Stoned Brand, Ayahuasca Paradise Ministries, Hawaii Justice Collation Policy Institute, and Big Island Patient Grow Collective. Started by Brandon Evans and Connor McRaven. Founded 2017/2018 with investors funding from HSBC the name Surf And Stoned and the logo are pending trademark. Surfandstoned.com is the companies website.

2. Surf And Stoned is the action of surfing while stoned.

3. Surf And Stoned is a place.
Surf and stoned is the best smoke shop, vape shop, and brand in Hawaii; and the 1st seed to sale cannabis indusrty leader.
by AlohaBro December 12, 2017
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krysten stone

is a girlfriend that everyone would want to have in there life. she is amazing, funny, caring, loving, helpful, supportive and you can always count on her. everyone wants a krysten but only a danny deserves her. she has an amazing rear end too.
wooah did you see krysten stone today, she looks amazing!!
by Danny Hamilton August 30, 2012
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Stone Sleep

That sleep when you're high as fuck and having the sickest dreams of your life.
Dad: "Jimmy I know you smoked last night"
Jimmy: "What? How did you know?"
Dad: "...Well I came into your room to tell you I was home, and then I couldn't wake you up. Looked like you were having some pretty good dreams. That's stone sleep for ya"
by alexfromtarget November 12, 2014
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Tennessean Stone

Trying to ejaculated while passing a kidney stone, creating a bloody semen mixture.
I was passing a Tennessean Stone last night.
by CrispyCris12035 October 16, 2021
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carter stone

CARTER STONE IS A FAKE MUSLIM. WE DONT LIKE CARTER BECAUSE HE IS FAKE AND A LIAR. NO ONE LIKES CARTER STONE
by jafarwantsclout December 7, 2019
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