under stamp

(Noun) When a woman is menstruating and has intercourse with a man and leaves a mark around his genitals.

Girl look at this under stamp you left on me.

by Grim Bongmaster January 7, 2017

Stamp down

When you slap down onto your wife's face with yo dick and it leaves a mushroom stamp.

Man I hit the old lady with one hellluva stamp down lastnight. She still got dat mushroom stamp on her face this morning!

by nairb33 January 12, 2017

tea bag stamp

Grabing a balll sack with a hand and slapping it on a persons body parts.

They were branded with a tea bag stamp.

by Sheargenius January 23, 2017

Stamping the Elephant

the act of receiving a prince Albert piercing to the male genital shaft.

Bro where is chad? He's Stamping the Elephant. Delicious.

by Cletus Duke January 25, 2017

chicken mail stamps

Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.

Mmm chicken mail stamps smell good

by Hazza_P December 23, 2020

Stampede

A group of people that seemed fun and non aggressive until they were ordered to rush the stage.

The people in the stampede weren't inherently aggressive jerks, they were thought to be fun people, but since they were part of the human problem and not innocent like animals, they are not without guilt or responsibility. A person doesn't have to be an aggressive asshole in the way that Derek Chauvin was to kill somebody, there is no kind of person that isn't part of the problem.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Simp-Stamp

The time and date a "shitlib" Monica-"mask on in car always" got their 4th or 5th jab to keep from getting the common cold because they already survived the first two blood clots, but they have no natural immunity in their body to infections because they totally believed what MSDNC and Collectivist Noose Nutworxs told them!

Damn Monica will be out another two weeks from her hairdressing job, due to illness, she got her third "simp-stamp" this year!

by jayskind1 October 17, 2021