Grape Shaming

The cruel and bigoted practice of mocking a fellow human being simply because they have brutal, throbbing haemorrhoids.

Having endured three decades of unremitting grape shaming from his supposed friends, Simon cautiously lifted himself from the inflatable cushion and declared for all the world “No more!” And then “Aaargh! Me Farmer Giles!”

by Lancaster's Second Finest April 23, 2024

Gray-Shaming

Thou shall have prejudice against the magnificent shade of Gray.

"Hey broski, don't discriminate against Invader Zim. That's gray-shaming!"

by MilfLord01 April 26, 2024

My Stalingrad

Ever heard of "my roman empire"(the slang)? well if you don't know the meaning it's like this: In the past year, the phrase “Roman Empire” has taken off on the Internet with an alternative meaning – a random event, incident or thing that fascinates or intrigues one to the point that one is frequently thinking about it.
Well yes it's like that but "My Stalingrad" is much more darker.

(verb) My Stalingrad refers to the fact of killing/unaliving someone.
(slang) Stalingrad refers to a very haunted house or place.

fact: Stalingrad was the battle with the most deaths in history in the Battle of Stalingrad in WW2.

(verb)

John is My Stalingrad. He made me fail my exam.
He makes me want to Stalingrad my self.

(slang)
This house is a Stalingrad.
I hate Stalingrad places.

by titandestroyer6000 April 28, 2024

Houston Staring Competition

An alternative way to perform a staring competition, typically done in right wing member's only clubs in Texas to test a man's heterosexuality. If a man is suspected to be gay, the most dominant male in the group will dip his balls in baby powder and press them against the suspect's forehead for 10-20 seconds depending on the severity of the suspicions. if the suspect blinks within the time, the dominant male's powdered balls will be dipped in his mouth until he sucks all of the disgusting powder off and his membership will be permanently revoked.

"Brother. Jason just fell victim to a Houston Staring Competition because he was staring at Alex's abs. he failed within 5 seconds, what a DORK!!"

by RossLovesAss May 1, 2024

Dick shaming

It is wild that you are both militanty against it in one very specific direction and refuse to acknowledge that it predates me saying anything derogatory about anyone.

Hym "Which is why the fat cock plague must be eradicated! Dick shaming aside, do they have a term for a politic controlled by fat cocks? Magnaphalligarchy? Where bald fat cocks lie and steal from everyone else to feed the kids they sire? What do they call it? Do they call it 'A cancer infected society?' What's the name for that?"

by Hym Iam January 31, 2025

Masculinity Shaming

Doesn't work on someone who considers themselves a sexy lady BUUUUT it DOES PROVE that the Shit-Lib progressives are just as militant about enforcing gender roles, except, in the opposite direction. To the shit lib, a man's role is to comfort and console woman and NEVER talk back. Or you're weak and insecure about your little baby dick. And that ISN'T overt bigotry and gender policing. Somehow 🤷 ♂️

Hym "Masculinity shaming does work on me so you can such my little baby dick... Or my bitch tits... Or BOTH! What's that shit-lib? If I don't adopt your gynocentric philosophy of intersexual relationships I'm a weak, fragile, misogynist whose insecure about his little baby dick? OoOoOoOoH nOoOoO! I haven't heard THAT ONE before! It's not like I've be listening to EXACTLY THAT on a loop for 33 years! Oh? If women don't fuck me it's because 'I have no other good qualities?' Really? Is there a word for that? Clearly I need to learn Dothraki!"

by Hym Iam March 19, 2025

Slack Shaming

The digital walk of shame that occurs when a well-intentioned Slack message lands in the wrong channel, triggering a swarm of passive-aggressive emojis, thread derailments, and a 10-minute debate about “channel etiquette.” Often followed by a link to the workspace guidelines you definitely didn’t read. (see Post Traumatic Slack Disorder)

“Dude, I just asked where the bathroom was and now the #devops team is roasting me. Total Slack shaming.

by Jellogod May 7, 2025