Sorternity

Sorternity is when a house is both a fraternity and sorority. Men and women both living together in "harmony." Amen.

'I'd love to live in a Sorternity when I'm older! Makes me so excited, I become absolutely weak in the knees!'

by Rengose December 19, 2014

sportespercrastination

trying to avoid work to the extent of even doing sport in a desperate attempt to procrastinate

i just really didnt want to revise so i went on a run for the first time in 12 years, thats proper sportespercrastination

by fen nenge May 13, 2014

Spreader

A rail passenger who sits in a single seat then, over time, spreads him or herself out across the adjoining seats

Quick, move over, here comes a spreader!

by EmptyPots March 28, 2015

spread and dread

When you go down on a super hot girl but once you spread you immediately dread the decision realizing the stench if dat pussy but go for it anyway

pussy spread and dread

by Dj Gunty Huntz April 7, 2015

Spiteflixing

Watching a show on netflix that you previously promised to watch with someone by yourself or with someone else because you're upset with said person

We had a bad break-up, so I spent the night spiteflixing Orange is the New Black.

by Xelu June 23, 2015

Spreaders

People who re-tweet others mugshots/embarrassing photos of people that they barely know just for their personal pleasure/to feel better about themselves. Most of these people have no lives and sit behind the computer all day long.

I got arrested for disorderly conduct yesterday and I've already got 6 spreaders on Wake County mugshots Twitter page spreading my mugshot everywhere.

by Take it easy November 11, 2015

Spread

A highly advanced style of speaking in a Speech and Debate or Forensics League round. Mostly used in Policy debates, its main purpose is to attempt to make so many contentions or arguments that your opponents can't keep up. An adept spreader finds a balance between speed and comprehensibility. Those who cannot spread well often lose the round do to the judge not being able to understand the speaker because their speech becomes slurred. The name is a combination of speed and read which is a perfect way to describe it.

1NC: How could you drop their fifth contention?!
1NR: The guy spread way too fast. I only had so much time!

by codapepper March 14, 2016