Apple Springs ISD

Apple Springs is an independent school district located in East Texas. Well known for how bad their athletes, staff, administration, teachers, students, and cafeteria food. All are well below par and all seem to struggle in their respective areas.

I went to Apple Springs ISD for a week and this place sucks ass.

by Lightning_stick01 March 31, 2022

Spring water

when spring gets overexited

Person1-oh shit its spring water!

by Mangos136 April 12, 2022

smack a bitch spring

April 13-20th you can smack any bitch you see and they can’t do nothing about it

There’s Sarah good thing it’s smack a bitch spring

by Momma dicksy April 14, 2022

Sorrento Springs

Sorrento Springs Community, nestled between historic Mount Dora and country bumpkin Eustis ( commonly referred to as Useless ) You get more “house” and “land” for your money, but mainly upper to middle class live here riding their golf carts, letting their dogs out with no leash to poop on the neighboring golf course.

Sorrento Springs is so beautiful

by thatAAchick December 22, 2020

Spring Bake

When you use your Spring Break vacation to get higher than Team Rocket when they be blastin off again. *ding*

Sally: I can't wait for Spring Bake so I can have time off to get high as a kite!
Bob: Same, we are gonna get so spring baked!

by taco of wisdom March 10, 2021

Spring Bake

When you use your Spring Break vacation to get high.

Sally: I can't wait for Spring Bake so I can have time off to get higher than Team Rocket when they blastin off again!

Bob: Same, we are gonna get so spring baked!

by taco of wisdom March 10, 2021

hope springs eternal

( invented by Bret Baier at Fox News after the Louisiana flooding of Aug 2016): there's always hope even in the face of the worst disasters.

Donald Trump is running for president out of nationalism, patriotism and a more mature understanding (than Hilary Clinton) of the phrase hope springs eternal, specially when it applies to the inner city problems facing America

by Sexydimma April 7, 2021