It is an erection ; or a boner. Usually a wooden spoon would be a pretty long erection, considering wooden spoons are usually about a foot long.
by Ryan J G February 18, 2006
Involves two women in the traditional act of "spooning" wherein the "lady spoon" takes on the traditional roll of "Big" spoon, which is typically thought of as being reserved for men when involving a man and a woman.
by DHutchF July 06, 2011
by Gary Coleman's Forearm April 17, 2010
"Forced Spooning" is when the male is laying on his back or side and has his back touching the female's back and she keeps scooting him over until he is about to fall off the bed and has no choice but to "spoon" with the female.
by carLito picante January 21, 2014
When you need a little help to get the last of a bowel movement out, a welsh spoon is used to clear the chunnel.
by ji.glas March 23, 2022
When you are standing in an elevator and people decide it is a good idea to get as close as humanly possible instead of using the open space.
by Kbrock723 March 02, 2013
by theeultimateone November 06, 2020