It is an erection ; or a boner. Usually a wooden spoon would be a pretty long erection, considering wooden spoons are usually about a foot long.
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Get the magic spoons mug.When you are standing in an elevator and people decide it is a good idea to get as close as humanly possible instead of using the open space.
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Get the Elevator Spooning mug."Forced Spooning" is when the male is laying on his back or side and has his back touching the female's back and she keeps scooting him over until he is about to fall off the bed and has no choice but to "spoon" with the female.
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Get the forced spooning mug.When you walk up to someone and grab their ass... Only from the front... And it's a female. Without pants, jelly spooning becomes much more literal.
Her: What are you looking at me like that for?
Him: I thought about walking up and jelly spooning you just now. I decided it was a bad idea since you are wearing pants.
Him: I thought about walking up and jelly spooning you just now. I decided it was a bad idea since you are wearing pants.
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