wooden spoon

It is an erection ; or a boner. Usually a wooden spoon would be a pretty long erection, considering wooden spoons are usually about a foot long.

The boy popped a wooden spoon as he watched his neighbors have sex through their bedroom window.

by Ryan J G February 17, 2006

Spoon Handle

The name of the shaft of a pornstar's penis in a kitchen scene.

La-a(Ladasha) spilled egg all over Senor Nick's spoon handle.

by Gary Coleman's Forearm April 18, 2010

spoon straw

An amazing invention that combines the spoon and the straw into one diabolicle utensil!

Yo i ate my coke spider with a spoon straw!

by loky-lok February 8, 2008

magic spoons

slang word for massive boobs, generally used when they are in close vicinity.

Guy 1: Dude check out her magic spoons
Guy 2: Woah!

by jdawd March 9, 2009

Elevator Spooning

When you are standing in an elevator and people decide it is a good idea to get as close as humanly possible instead of using the open space.

Man that old guy was really close to you, its like he wanted to start elevator spooning.

by Kbrock723 March 4, 2013

forced spooning

"Forced Spooning" is when the male is laying on his back or side and has his back touching the female's back and she keeps scooting him over until he is about to fall off the bed and has no choice but to "spoon" with the female.

Man, I got no sleep last nite. I had to choose between falling off the bed or forced spooning.

by carLito picante January 22, 2014

jelly spooning

When you walk up to someone and grab their ass... Only from the front... And it's a female. Without pants, jelly spooning becomes much more literal.

Her: What are you looking at me like that for?
Him: I thought about walking up and jelly spooning you just now. I decided it was a bad idea since you are wearing pants.

by DesC87 November 17, 2014