It is an erection ; or a boner. Usually a wooden spoon would be a pretty long erection, considering wooden spoons are usually about a foot long.
by Ryan J G February 18, 2006
by Boo Koo Dinero May 06, 2018
Involves two women in the traditional act of "spooning" wherein the "lady spoon" takes on the traditional roll of "Big" spoon, which is typically thought of as being reserved for men when involving a man and a woman.
by DHutchF July 06, 2011
by Gary Coleman's Forearm April 17, 2010
"Forced Spooning" is when the male is laying on his back or side and has his back touching the female's back and she keeps scooting him over until he is about to fall off the bed and has no choice but to "spoon" with the female.
by carLito picante January 21, 2014
When you walk up to someone and grab their ass... Only from the front... And it's a female. Without pants, jelly spooning becomes much more literal.
Her: What are you looking at me like that for?
Him: I thought about walking up and jelly spooning you just now. I decided it was a bad idea since you are wearing pants.
Him: I thought about walking up and jelly spooning you just now. I decided it was a bad idea since you are wearing pants.
by DesC87 November 18, 2014
When you need a little help to get the last of a bowel movement out, a welsh spoon is used to clear the chunnel.
by ji.glas March 23, 2022