split dump

when you go to sit on a counter and shit your self and it goes on both surfaces, thats a split dump.

leg must be at 90 degree angle, also must be semi runny otherwise no split.
by longjohndec December 12, 2009
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Freudian Split

In keeping with the term 'Freudian slip', the Freudian split is the unintended but sometimes favourable, spoken reference to the opening of a woman's vagina.
Woman A: The banana is a very 'versatile' fruit, it even comes in its own case....

Woman B : Ooh-err, is that a Freudian split?
by Tony du Angletere April 09, 2022
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The Split

The inevitable point during a proper midwest dinner (usually towards the end) where one of the diners notices that they will be the ones eating the last and final bite. The last and final bite started as a grand dessert and was whittled down as it was passed around with no one wanting to be the one to take the last bite.
Jane looked on with dread, counting the people as the piece of cake neared the moment of the split.
by smooth cookie September 29, 2021
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Split finger fastball

When you make the peace sign while inside her pussy and you rapidly teabag her forehead til she passes out
I gave this girl a split finger fastball and after three strikes she was out
by DeRayLa June 16, 2022
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Lane Splitting

When two people pee into a toilet at the same time. The one standing urinates in between the legs of the other who is sitting.
Dude last night me and my girl engaged in some lane splitting
by KEOLASAURUS December 02, 2024
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team split

when your entire team in bedwars splits the generator
"Hey team, make sure to team split when you take the generator."
by DJstrax October 07, 2021
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coffin tick or coffin split

Achieving an additional bird species to your Life List by the creation of a new species, by the splitting (upgrading a subspecies to a full species status); but after you die.
This assumes an individual maintains your Life List and monitors the creation of new species from Subspecies you have seen and identified in your Life List.

Derived from Armchair Tick or Armchair Split.
Though Tom died last year in Panama, seeking to increase his Life List of 7,994 bird species, his wife was able to increase his List to 8,002 species with 8 coffin tick or coffin split due to the IOC upgrading a dozen former subspecies to full species status.
by Professional Birder March 29, 2024
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