Vegas Sperm Clinic

A prostitute

Went to a Vegas Sperm Clinic and got my shit shlonked sideways and upside down

by Ethabmen May 28, 2025

Vegas Sperm Clinic

A lady of the night

Went to a Vegas Sperm Clinic and got my shit shlonked sideways

by Ethabmen May 28, 2025

Sperm bitch

A bitch that gets sperm from almost every guy she meets

That gurl your fuckin with is a sperm bitch so be sure that she dont got stds.

by Og_bitch May 18, 2020

sperm bags

A alternative description of balls, testicles, scrotum, sacks, plums, eggs.

Oh, I pissed her off and she hit me straight in the sperm bags.

by Jaybee_87 September 20, 2020

sperm germ

A sexually transmitted disease that is carried, delivered, or spread by the male species. (Examples; HIV, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea)

Suzy: My vagina is very itchy and it hurts.
Jane: Is it a yeast infection?
Suzy: I met Bob at last weeks rave. We had sex twice, but I think he gave me a SPERM GERM.
Jane: Oh no! You better see a doctor.

by MuscleNuts November 30, 2012

Zero Sperm September

Basically the same exact thing as No Nut November, but during September instead of November. I don’t know why I made this, but I did.

Derrick: “Heyo! Did you fail Zero Sperm September yet?
Andy: “Nope! Still going strong!”

by criticalcounterpart August 20, 2023

sperm loogie

When you get a large wad of sperm in your throat and you have to release the phlegm-y substance by hacking up a loogie

God damn sperm loogies all up in my throat, haaaaack spuu

by dong in a thong January 31, 2016