Smatchmo

1)-A 'Smatchmo' is a disgusting being that uses it's own vomit as a weapon, like a spider, and then eats it's victom whole. A smatchmo will vomit at the site of anything abnormal such as bright colors or music.

2)-Dumb female security guard.

Stop fooling around, 'Smatchmo' is coming.

by Natate Grande February 19, 2003

snatch 22

A catch 22 that somehow revolves having sex with a woman.

I got herpes from another woman. If I have sex with my wife now, she'll leave me. If I leave her though, I'll never get to have sex with her again. What a snatch 22!

by Drew Stewart August 6, 2007

Spatchfuck

To render a person, business or country so boneless that you can march in and have your evil way with their assets.

To reduce to financial ruin.

The EU has totally spatchfucked the Greek economy.

We have no jobs and can't sell our fucking house : we're just totally spatchfucked.

by Arsenefurst September 6, 2012

spatcher

Dude with THAT DICK

You ever been slung a fat 8" cock? Oh yeah he was Spatcher!

by Atxbmw September 15, 2022

snatch struck

Snatch Struck is in referance to state a male person attains after allowing a member of the female species to use her special influance, this poontang, to override his otherwise better judgement.

He was so snatch struck by that girl, he just sat there with his dick in his hand when she said: "You may think your hot shit in a champagne glass, however you are mearly diarriha in a dixie cup!"

by The Contemporanius epithet May 30, 2006

snatch plug

noun, slang for tampon

dude,your girlfriend just took your car,where'd she jet to?

she's just hitting the store for some snatch plugs.

by xirtam January 17, 2008

Snatchasaurous Rex

An annoying snatch of a wife who likes to nag about everything and blow up for no reason because she is a psycho and likes to be a whore.

Susie is a snatchasaurous rex so i am getting divorce papers.

by fed up man March 13, 2009