Soggy simon

When you ''finish'' on your partners toes and make them put Thier sock back on and go to the shops

Hey George I gave my Mrs a soggy simon last night ...

by Patchypee88 May 1, 2022

simon

gets zero play no girls ever talk to him or ever get near him, almost as if he isn't real.

he gets no bitches, his name must be simon

by peenyeater33 May 17, 2022

Simon

Duolingo pro. Skates in parking lots; poorly. Graphic Tee connoisseur. Lewd Telestration illustrator. Backseat driver. Shy for only the first hour of conversation and then transforms into a bloodthirsty horndog. Fart sound maker.

Sweet cock bro, what'd you name it?
Simon.
Nice.

by ur_momma_lol_xd September 20, 2022

Simon

a polite otter

I'm going to make an account on urban dictionary just to put Simon's name as polite otter.

by Tippeki October 6, 2023

simon

simon er carls cumslut

hey cumslut, wait oh you mean simon

by smegmaboyyyyyyyyytssotuff April 7, 2025

Simon

Complete faggot

He fucked a dude, what a simon.

by mcdouchebag1997 November 23, 2021

Simon Montgomery

Someone who doesn't understand the definition of nicknames.

Im Simon Montgomery I don't understand shit about nicknames.

by BPaws August 16, 2016