Socking

Verb: The act of putting on socks but more specifically knee highs

I did the socking. Now my feet are toasty. 💙

by AthenaWit July 22, 2024

Shopping Cart Theory

An everyday test over morality and responsibilty over the simple task of returning a shopping cart after unloading groceries. You aren't forced by the law to return it, you won't get any punishment for not returning it, you won't get rewarded for doing it, it doesn't take a lot of time or effort to return it, but it is the right thing to do and it organises the parking lot and makes it easier for the next people to use the shopping cart. Most people should be able to return it unless they are in a hurry. Ultimately, it's a test to see if people can do the right thing without being forced or rewarded.

"You're just gonna leave that cart there?"
"Yeah."
"You failed the shopping cart theory."
"What the hell are you talking about?"

by ItsRonny January 7, 2025

stocking party

An event in which men (specifically) gather to show off their stockings to their friends in hopes to make each other jealous and/or motivate them to own better stockings.

Their wives are not allowed to know about this party.

Hey Steve, will I be seeing you at the stocking party on Saturday “?

by Ayedolph Hittie February 6, 2025

Socking

Like docking, but instead two uncircumcised penises are pressed together side by side. Their foreskins are then rolled together like you would a pair of socks.

Nah man I’m sick of docking, let’s try socking this time instead.

by Jon Mayham April 11, 2025

Socking

A mixture of docking and sounding where two men have a sounding rod in their urethra and thrust back and forth for maximum pleasure.

Brad: Yo Chester, you trying to go socking until we can’t anymore?

Chester: Yeah, I’m down for a good socking.

by Cronton August 28, 2025

Socking

A cross between Docking and Sounding where one male sounds and then with another starts docking. As they interlock, the reed is shared between their urethras, making a more pleasureful experience.

"Do you think Jeff will ever stop glazing LeBron?"
"Of course not, he's probably imagining socking with LeBron as we speak, and I think I will too".

by MrPenisMan69 September 15, 2025

Socking

The act of sounding and docking simultaneously. Each man inserts one end of the sounding rod into their penises, then docks by interlocking foreskins.

Person: Yo you wanna dock later?
Person: Nah bro, everyone’s socking now. You should try it.

by ronwald_johnson69 May 22, 2025