Michael secret

When your wife catches you on a website looking to get blown by men with a dildo sitting next to you on the couch

She will take Michael secret to the grave

by TallCupOfJoe June 23, 2023

Grundle Secretion

The scientific term for suffering from inordinate amount of sweat and wetness located around one's grundle. This nether-region, tucked between one's balls (or vagina) and anus, shows symptoms of Grundle Secretion (GS) due to any physical activity, sweating off the booze from a hangover, sitting in a chair that increases grundle temperature above the grundolgist-recommended 100.3 degrees Fahrenheit, among many others.

John: "Dude, when Megan and I switched airline seats I didn't think I would be sitting in a damp puddle. Do you think she peed?"

Grundologist Greg: "No John, she did not. She, along with 41% of other Americans, suffer from Grundle Secretion. That was just a mixture of her grundle butter. Airline seats often contribute to excessive GS."

by McCuntBuckets January 26, 2015

Arby's secret sauce

Some announcer who already fucked the burger on display.
That is NOT fucking arby's sauce

Ever since someone fucked their burger like a crackhead on the top counter we have been displaying cum flavored whoppers.We would now like to introduce our Arby's secret sauce! Yeah that's not spicy mayo your tasting.

by p2mu0pti June 1, 2023

secret of the rain

A person who is mysterious but you see them around frequently

See that boy over there he’s a secret to the rain (secret of the rain)

by JJfresh. ; ) May 11, 2018

Ultra Secret Chomik

Ultra Secret Chomik is find

Ultra Secret Chomik is find

by Imjick December 14, 2023

Secrets

You have to tell your secrets

I I'm going to te'll my secrets

by Donald trump.. November 11, 2019

secret frosty

Playing seven up but instead of tapping their thumb you ejaculate on their face.

Let’s go back to my place to play some secret frosty.

by Bobby4500 December 13, 2022