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Rusty Finger Puppet

Like a rusty trombone, but somewhat straighter. Performing anilingus on your woman whilst diddling her vaginal canal. Classy move, and lets her know hepatitis ain't no thing.
Although I enjoyed that Rusty Finger Puppet last night, you might want to get a blood test.
by TrevtrevO May 28, 2010
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Rusty Badger

This phrase has no apparent meaning, however appears to be of a sexual context no matter how it is used.
Go on, get your rusty badger out!
by xiTz Sparky June 4, 2010
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Rusty Lord

The king or "Lord" of all things rusty, especially any anal sex acts.
Joe got a rim job and a blumpkin last night. He is such a Rusty Lord!
by Faces2Asses December 16, 2017
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rusty sheriff badge

Bill took it in the rusty sheriff badge.
by Josh April 23, 2004
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rusty venture

A seemingly undefined sex act as defined in the season four finale of Adult Swim's "The Venture Bros". While many theories abound, most describe an act between two men that involves consumption of semen and fecal matter.
...it comes pouring out like someone stepped on a snack pack. So, after you both find a turkey baster; you eat your way out of the tub. At least that's what a rusty venture is described as on urban dictionary...
by Sean Danger Martin November 24, 2010
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Rusty Scissors

When two women grind vaginas while menstrating.
"Who would like some rusty scissors?"
by ShazzertotheJkill November 5, 2009
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Rusty Rocket

A Rusty Rocket happens when you do a girl or guy in the ass with a dildo so hard, it jars the shit loose and it sticks to the dildo. You then take the dildo out and throw it as hard as you can at her face while making a bomb noise with your mouth.
Jonny and Jenny were fooling around and Jonny says, "Do you know what a Rusty Rocket is? Jenny says no. Jonny starts to perform the act of ass-fucking Jenny with the dildo. She got so excited by this act that she let loose and shit on the dildo. Jonny then says, "You shit on the dildo you slut!" He then takes it and chucks it at her face and says as hard as he can and exclaimed with pride, "Boom!!"
by Briguy0776 September 15, 2008
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