rubber poncho

The cricker word for a condom

She knows weather. She knows when to have him put on the rubber poncho.

by Lindsay Shively May 11, 2014

ate your rubber dick aybd

This mean that the girl or man has ate ur rubber dick accidently or can also mean aybd rubber dick

Im so sorry paula aybd last night it really was high quality almost chockes xo xo or son i saw your rubber dick last night please tell me it was ur girlfriends ate your rubber dick aybd

by suck pussy abyd May 19, 2020

Blubber Rubber

When someone picks the fat person to be their romantic partner over literally anyone else for better or worse.

Austin: Ugh, my sister is always bringing the chunkiest guy she can find back home for sex.
Jakob: So...your sister is a Blubber Rubber?
Austin: Yeah...

by WumboManDLX January 30, 2024

Rubber First

When an idiot names Atom Deathstroke implied a "rubber fist" but mistakenly typed rubber first" and was questioned by Zillian Padecain, he has to quickly create an urban dictionary definition to explain his gross incompetence.

Yo, that atom is a total retard! He had to rubber first to cover his tracks.

by atom death stroke February 5, 2018

Rubber-nosed swamp donkey

Another name for a moose. Nickname derived from their very large muzzle, sometimes described as rubbery or leathery and their affinity for aquatic environments, where they often feed, and their large, somewhat ungainly, donkey-like appearance.

Dusty went hunting for deer and ended up face to face with a rubber-nosed swamp donkey.

by Dr. Robbert October 5, 2025

Toe the Rubber

When you are trying to put on a condom, you drop it, and she picks it up with her toes.

I dropped my rain jacket last night, and before I knew it, I saw her toe the rubber.

by Mothcleaner April 29, 2025

Rubber Band

To ask for a Rubber Band, is to offer to have sexual intercourse with someone. to give someone a Rubber Band is to have sexual intercourse with them.

She asked him for a Rubber Band. He gave it to her.

by UBP55 May 31, 2023