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Robert Croft

Emo cocksucker. He is also usually shit at COD and warframe
That Emo cocksucker Robert Croft is pretty shit at modern warfare, isn't he?
by Pyrocynical is a furry November 12, 2019
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James Roberts

A sideman

(see sideman for definition of James Robert)

You will quite often find the James Robert ready whether you are or not.

He usually goes out 2-3 times a day and gets friendzoned on all of these occasions

wilds a guitar

Chem.Music.Bio.Boy.Man.Myth.Leg.End
James Roberts shows soggy or moist behavior.
by McHewii April 21, 2017
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Robert Peston

A banker's shill.
He is among the first liars to peddle the British Bankers Association propaganda that, "we {all} borrowed too much".

You are either moronic or dishonest if you declare individual borrowers are responsible for the total amount lent to all borrowers. You are either moronic or dishonest if you declare banks aren't.
Peston isn't a moron, therefore he is a liar.

To deduce Peston is a banker's shill it is enough to hear him describe the £14bn misselling of PPI over a decade by virtually all the banks as 'sincerely following the rules'. No honest intelligence worthy of that description could use sincere of the banks in this context. Ergo he is a deceitful, lying, corrupt, banker's shill.
You need more? OK.
The energy firm SSE were guilty of identical misselling of domestic power, to the tune of about £5 million. Peston deduced dishonesty, he said - "the statistics suggest there was something pretty rotten at the core of the industry", BBC News, 5 April 2013.

One misselling of £14bn (possibly £24bn) over a decade is 'sincerely following the rules', and another identical fraud worth £5 million 'shows a rotten core'.

The difference in describing these two tales of identical misselling is simply too different to be both explained and innocent.
Are you deducing what I'm deducing?

Any honest intelligence reviewing the facts is forced to conclude that Robert Peston is corrupt and, applying Occam's razor, that he is in the pockets of the BBA. Ergo - Banker's Shill.
by Harry Alffa June 17, 2013
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Robert Giuffra

Certified Retard. Has a hard time using a fork correctly and kills his own teammates in R6 on a consistent basis.
I cannot beleive thay Robert Giuffra just shot me in the head in rainbow. He blames it on his mouse but we all know that he is just really dumb.
by BigGayIceCream February 5, 2020
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Robert Gordon’s

If you go to Robert Gordon’s your rich or just really smart. You also get bullied because you go to this school. If you go to this school that’s a big “oh dear” from Esama and Zxu.
“Do you go to Robert Gordon’s,”
“Yes”
Oh dear!”
by lankyman123 November 3, 2020
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Mr Roberts

One of the coolest teachers you'll ever have. (If you go to st mary's in Ireland!) But be careful. You don't want to bring out the angry bear! He tells us that bunnies are brown because a bear wiped their arse with them (True) and overall very cool. If you're reading this Mr Roberts, your welcome.
"Mr Roberts is the coolest teacher ever!"
by MichaelFnafBoiii-w- May 24, 2021
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Robert Saleh

The Bald stone cold killer from NY Jets. All Gas no Brake
Robert Saleh is sick he definitely gets the ladies.
by Nater903 January 27, 2021
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