jam rag

a garment of clothing or a handtowell used to wipe up one's wank juice after a five-knuckle shuffle.

"craig you mad ed, dont throw your crusty jam rag at me! Oh great, now the dogs licking it!"

by corpsio October 8, 2005

jiz rag

someone at convient height in which to perform felatio

what have you benn up to jiz rag

by Cupernicus November 8, 2002

happy rag

piece of cloth or a rag used to wipe off cum off peanis

i over drenched my happy rag

by spying cow August 30, 2006

park-rag

Similar to a fag rag. (<- someone straight who hangs around lots of girls and acts kinda gay)

word i created to describe those with shaky hands who claim to have parkinsons disease in order to chat up girls

"ay he shakes his hands at girls in the club and they all like "AWWW" .. .fuckin park-rag!"

by Gogseh April 23, 2007

Yit Rag

any sock, towel or tissue that is used to
to wipe up semen.

Joe reached for his Yit rag as he was about to blow his load

by Tim Conlin December 18, 2008

ZIP RAG

AFTER SEX THE TOWEL OR CLOTH YOU USE TO WIPE UP THE CUM

BABE I CAME A LOT, CAN YOU GRAB THE ZIP RAG?

by PETER MARK TAYLOR January 21, 2010

Ultimate cheese rag

Where on takes a slice of cheese, jerks off and ejaculates on the cheese, and slaps a girl on the face.

Hey man! I did a ultimate cheese rag to my girlfriend last night

by lonelymorons March 8, 2011