Punishment

Knowing your daddy is coming home soon after you upset your mother.

You want punishment? Wait until your daddy comes home and hears about this.

by Blockbuster Video Stock Index October 22, 2022

Putin

Smallest dick on planet earth. Over-compensating on steroids.

Did you hear Joe had his lunch money stolen again? It was fucking Putin again, beating up on good guys taking shit that ain’t his…

by GreatD December 19, 2022

Putin

Absolutely based guy and the last global leader defending traditional Christian civilisation.
President of Russia, framed as a dictator in Europe/ the US, besides enjoying higher approval rates than any of the effeminate Western leaders.

Rides bears shirtless while wielding AK-47s. Makes blue-haired teenage girls from California scream in rage, as he enforces laws banning LGBT-propaganda. Truly a delight when compared to clowns like Trudeau or Sleepy Joe.

Hating on Putin because the screen people tell you to is a classic cope, my guy!

Who saved those children from a burning building again? - Why, Putin, of course!

*Western girl, tired of weak men*: "If only my boyfriend was more like Putin.."

by Raaf de Dikste January 3, 2023

puți

Used in self-defence when someone lies in order to mock you

When someone says:"You're gay just like Fabritio"
You respond: "Puți!"
And the conversation ends

by mihuuu January 9, 2023

Putin

the biggest bully in the world

Putin took Zelenskies lunch

by TBNRF8n January 16, 2023

putigomidore

Punching someone in the hand and talking smack about their sister.

A man putigomidore me at the park.

by Lakakas January 26, 2023

Putin

A vain, incompetent kleptocrat especially one who uses intimidation and murder to silence their opposition while distracting their constituents from domestic mismanagement and corruption with illegal wars of aggression.

HOA member 1: Hey are you going to vote for Karen for reelection as HOA president?

HOA member 2: Yeah. I'd vote against her but she's become a real Putin over the last term and I really don't want my gazebo burning down again.

by A bunch of random letters February 5, 2023