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This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
I waited until she turned her back and then I keister punched her so hard she shit herself. That'll teach her to say "hi" to me!
by Mr.Touchdown August 12, 2009
Get the Keister Punchmug. dick punch; (a gesture not an action) made towards boyfriends or exes when they behave inappropriately
"Darren didn't call me last night and bailed on dinner".
"What a douchebag, he deserves a dick punch".
"What a douchebag, he deserves a dick punch".
by shanimal101 May 19, 2016
Get the dick punchmug. by beaver puncher December 5, 2009
Get the beaver punchmug. A euphemism for anal fisting.
by thepipe March 7, 2017
Get the butt punchmug. A secret society amongst friends, family or work colleagues, in which members may punch each other on the arm without warning. Injuries are common, and fatalities may have occurred but are usually covered up by other punch club members.
The first rule of Punch Club: You do not talk about Punch Club
The second rule of Punch Club : You do NOT talk about Punch Club
The first rule of Punch Club: You do not talk about Punch Club
The second rule of Punch Club : You do NOT talk about Punch Club
dude 1: Would you like to join my club?
dude 2: What club ?
dude1: Punch club
dude 2: What's Punch Club?.......OOOOOOUCH!!!! You DICK!!
dude 2: What club ?
dude1: Punch club
dude 2: What's Punch Club?.......OOOOOOUCH!!!! You DICK!!
by dogtanion October 30, 2011
Get the Punch Clubmug. The act of clenching your fist in after dousing it in alcohol and lighting it on fire, afterward you wind up and yell "FALCON PUNCH" as the fist is inserted into the woman's vagina at punching speed.
Chad: How'd your date with Alice go yesterday?
Thad: Well she wanted to try something new last night so I tried to Falcon Punch her, now she won't stop glaring at me.
Thad: Well she wanted to try something new last night so I tried to Falcon Punch her, now she won't stop glaring at me.
by KnutKnight May 9, 2020
Get the Falcon Punchmug. by Sassy screaming September 2, 2016
Get the Tit Punchmug.