Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.

Literally, it means "What? Oh.. the problem is, I don't speak English" in French. This is a diversionary tactic to avoid someone who is trying to talk to you.

Pronounced "Qwah? Ah... lay problemay ess jhu nay parle ahnglayz".

Remember to roll your "r"s.

Ugly girl at party: Hey there, cutie! What's your name?

You: Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.

by je ne regrette pas August 25, 2011

problemo

its a problem no its a problemo

that is a big problemo

by gg no ree May 27, 2019

Problems

Steal them? Shit, I’d give them to you for free if you asked.

Hym “Problems? What problems? I’m on top of the fucking world right now.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

ninja problems

having problems with your homies or family
arguing with a hater and getting pissed
helping your homies or family with their problems

chick friend-waz wrong?
boyo-ninja problems.
chick friend-giggle.
boyo-not like that.
chick friend-whos startin shit?
boyo-i got it covered.
chick friend-iight

by me-hearts February 22, 2008

No Problamo

The white version of saying "no problem" to your friends.

"hey thanks for the homework answers" "no problamo" "omg *facepalm*"

by Sunny09 December 9, 2020

41 Problems

A man who has 41 problems but a female dog is not infact one of them (he may also be sorry that your having girl problems).

If your having girl problems i feel sorry for you son, i got 41 problems but a bitch aint one

by Matthew Perry Black December 13, 2009

Problematic ass bitch

Somebody who is named isabel and is very problematic and who’s brain hasn’t fully developed

Me: oh look it’s that problematic ass bitch
I: me?
Me: yeah you not to be rude tho

by B.yulan March 15, 2019