A Clitary Executor. A single fellows best friend who, in the event of his untimely death, is charged with the important task of removing and disposing of his stash of grumblebefore his grieving parents arrive tosearch through his effects for touching momentoes, and things to put on eBay.
If former Poet Laureate and lifelong jazz enthusiast Philip Larkin's porn buddy had managed to carry out the Hull Universty Librarians final wishes, it is estimated that the resulting bonfire of hardcore art pamphlets would have been visible from the Moon
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Get the mormon porn mug.The state of delirium one experiences after too much contact with pornography. Symptoms include imagining porn whilst blinking, hallucinating porn when the mind wanders and hearing moans and/or funk in the eind.
"My girlfriend was away last week as part of her work, jeez I've got the porn-fugue bad. I nearly boiled my eggs dry being distracted by Eugenia Diordiychuk"
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Not horny guy: Uhhh, what?
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Not horny guy: Oh god...
Not horny guy: Uhhh, what?
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Not horny guy: Oh god...
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Why do I torture myself by sitting here watching Guy Fieri praise that delicious looking omelette only served at Eggceptional Eggstacy in Homestead, Florida? This is real food porn!!
Damn, why does McDonald's have to close at 11PM? I want the Triple-Patty Heart Attack Burger NOW!! Food porn ambush!!
AAAGGGGGHHHHH!!! I could MAKE that if Kroger's was still open so I could get the ingredients! Foiled by late night food porn!
Each of the above is said while drooling with a tongue as hard as the other body parts usually associated with porn watching.
Damn, why does McDonald's have to close at 11PM? I want the Triple-Patty Heart Attack Burger NOW!! Food porn ambush!!
AAAGGGGGHHHHH!!! I could MAKE that if Kroger's was still open so I could get the ingredients! Foiled by late night food porn!
Each of the above is said while drooling with a tongue as hard as the other body parts usually associated with porn watching.
by quotable d June 21, 2010
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"Shit my porn buddy died, i better get my ass over there and get his shit before his parents find it. At least i have new material for my stash, i was getting tired of School of Cock."
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