by YAHZEKE ZANE December 22, 2023
Similar to poking people over Facebook™, Demon Pokes are when someone with a penis wants to gain someone's attention so they unzip their pants and get the other person's attention by poking them with their penis.
Lawrence Demon Poked Vanessa at the orphanage earlier today, I guess he really didn't want that kid.
by RonaldMcFondled April 27, 2021
to tweet something silly at a member of the 'intellectual dark web' in order to make them overreact and, in a twist of delicious irony, attempt to cancel the initiator
"Dude, you were really poking the darkhorse last night with that tweet storm about how Sam Harris's penis size relates to his IQ."
by hoss bossman September 12, 2021
Dad: Son, why are you always playing with those damn Poke-Man cards. In my day we played with sports cards.
Son: Dad you cant play with sports cards. They were purely collectibles and had no game associated with them.
Dad: Oh so football isnt a game? Youre 10, go get a job you little bastard. I'm not even your real father. Bet you wouldn't have guessed that.
Son: Dad you cant play with sports cards. They were purely collectibles and had no game associated with them.
Dad: Oh so football isnt a game? Youre 10, go get a job you little bastard. I'm not even your real father. Bet you wouldn't have guessed that.
by ImGoingToPre April 19, 2021
by musicman1993 September 26, 2010
Tonight I had a guy poke and grope; as the fork he held in ine hand pinched into the my back he went in for the grope with the other. I think I'll see him again.
by Angleerick December 15, 2013
by Plungerbaby October 15, 2022