pocket tapioca

The little bits of what was once an important piece of paper in your pocket after it went through the washer and dryer.

"She wrote her number on a notecard and I put it in my pocket. I forgot it was in there when I washed those pants. Now allI have left is some pocket tapioca."

by pablo fabrizio June 14, 2017

pocket nuke

A tactical nuclear weapon, pocket-sized, capable of vaporizing one full sized adult and with zero nuclear fallout.

I dropped a pocket nuke on that moron and vaporized his ass.

by JZoll November 18, 2015

pocket stream

Masterbate into a ziplock bag and keep it in your pocket in order to bring luck at a game of billards.

Alternatively, surreptitiously dipping your testicals in melted velveeta with rotel and have your girlfriend sprinkle bread crumbs on them while you go to sleep. There is no Cumming allowed.

I got my pocket stream ready for pool tonight.

by johny dingo October 28, 2013

Man Pockets

Pockets on men’s jeans that can actually hold stuff, compared to women’s jean pockets which can’t ever fit an iPhone

Hey, Parker. Can you hold my phone? I see your pants have man pockets.

by hihenryitsjosie May 20, 2019

Pocket Meme

Similar to an inside joke, a pocket meme is a recurring meme that exists within a small group and is used frequently

Person A: that road trip was jumbo large
Person B: So jumbo large
Person C: what is "jumbo large?"
Persons A and B: Just a pocket meme, bro, you wouldn't understand

by zoo804 June 16, 2016

Hot pockets

Why did those have to get recalled? (Unless your reading in 2100)

Daddy loves his hot pockets. He eats them all the time.

by My yee 2 January 17, 2021

Pocket Cow

Is a self defense technique that involves carrying a pocket sized cow in case of attack. When attacked you whip it out and throw it at the assailant. Because no one has a prepared defense for such a random attack it has the effect of stunning an assailant who is left for some time processing "hey, did that guy just throw a cow at me?" This allows you plenty of time to escape as the assailant tries to dislodge the now expanded to full size cow. A variant of the Pocket Cow is the Dancing Pocket Cow which also inflicts steady small damage from the four hooves until the cow is dislodged. Creation credit: RPGIlluminati

Oh no, he has a gun; deploy pocket cow!

Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?

by PapaIlluminati June 24, 2023