crack pipe

Beginner's musical instrument. Popular in the 1980's and 1990's but somehow still around due to multi-level focus group marketing on behalf of the music industry. Obscene amounts of money can be made if you can master fine instrument.

Ja Rule and 50 Cent got their start on the crack pipe and now they be millionaires

by Wigga May 13, 2003

lay the pipe

v. to give da dick

I laid the pipe on that ho EARLY

by NeverU June 6, 2003

Leaky Sewage Pipe

A disgusting sexual maneuver that consists of ejaculating inside of a girl's anus after she eats a spicy food. Because of the spicy food, she will likely have gas. She then farts, causing the semen to ooze out of her anus like a leaky pipe.

"Bro, I brought my girl to Taco Bell last night then gave her a leaky sewage pipe!"

by Swanson McJohnson April 15, 2009

Boff Pipe

The Penis

by Brother Number One November 7, 2003

Mexican Pipe Cleaner

When the inside of your ass is cleaned with a Toothbrush.

I gave my sister a Mexican Pipe Cleaner today.

by PinkRipper June 4, 2011

Pink Pipe

Another word for Chode, Penis, Cock, Willy.

Smoking the pink pipe

"Hey Andy is a right cock cruncher, he's always chowing down on Moukies pink pipe"

by P1nis November 20, 2013

Lead Pipe

In the deprived housing estates of the U.K. some Local Councils/Housing Associations are yet to upgrade the old lead water pipes to copper. (Lead Water Pipes = Lead Poisoning = Brain Damage).

Dave looks slightly retarded and struggles to find a job because he is a "Lead Pipe".

by Clever-Shit February 1, 2017