peas and pineapples

Dick and balls

The girls want better insulations so the teachers don’t hear them talk about peas and pineapples.

by VirginBoiii2010 September 20, 2022

UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES

This is the phrase that you want to use when you just want to be an annoying little shit. This phrase is mostly used with a high pitched and loud voice. If you want to just annoy someone, saying this is the best way.

Person 1: UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES
Person 2: bro can you shut up, nobody likes you.

by Remanterm December 13, 2021

pineapple

someone who claims to be "hard as fuck" but is just a huge softie on the inside. (hard on the outside, mushy on the inside)

i used to be hard as fuck, but this girl turned me into a huge pineapple

by maddawg0888 April 9, 2011

Pineapple

A word used in a public place, such as work place which deals with customers. The word is said loudly enough in response to seeing/serving a hot guy so your co workers can hear you and then go on to check him out. This word is used because while it is random, it is still less obvious than just saying 'that guy's hot'.

*employee serving a line of customers, when a hot guy proceeds to counter*

Me: Hey, how can I help you today?
Him: Hi, could I please grab a ____?
Me: Sure thing.
Me (loud enough for co workers to hear, while at same glancing at co worker as not to look at customer directly): Pineapple??
Coworker: Pineapple!!

by Artist of sandwiches July 14, 2011

Pineapple

Code word for marijuana

"I just had a bowl of pineapple."

"Hey guys, I just bought some pineapple. Want to share?"

Or simply, "Pineapple :)"

by pandabear112 September 24, 2011

Pineapple

another word for nigga

That pineapple just stole my iphone. He's from Hempstead, NY

by candiman87 December 6, 2011

pineapple handle

A large ponytail on top of the head, looking remarkably like a the top of a pineapple. Considered to look 'handle like' for oral sex.

wow, check out that pineapple handle.

by anonymous323232 September 25, 2012