squating in front of the couch leaning back with your forearms resting on the seat cushions and then mounting your old lady dog style and using the couch as pushin leverage, has nothing to do with staring angrily at someone
by the randyman January 16, 2010
by Derpyp February 12, 2016
well put simply the phrase a dead Pakistani on ones couch is referring to the case of a dead Pakistani on someones couch
by TacticalWalrus February 03, 2016
Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch is an expression used when you are trying to escape an awkward conversation by casually walking away in concern.
"Hey Jimmy how was your summer?" Question aunt Lara
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.
by Manbearpug April 12, 2016
A funny anti joke on the movie lost that basically means calm the f**k down, but really in the movie it was an inside joke
Person 1: MY EXAMS TOMORROW AND IM FREAKIN OUT
Person 2: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
Person 1: (Confused) What do you mean.
Person 2: (Repeats) (( and the conversation is over))
Person 2: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
Person 1: (Confused) What do you mean.
Person 2: (Repeats) (( and the conversation is over))
by Handlebars22 April 11, 2016
by riflema May 01, 2016
When the storm killed the power I was with my girl and I gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch.
by Dr. Steph July 08, 2021