Its when u summon jake from state farm
My boyfriend trying to save me: like a good neighbor state farm is there!"
Me: Wtf bro?!
Jake comes
me: whhhaaaaatttttt
Me: Wtf bro?!
Jake comes
me: whhhaaaaatttttt
by wtf bro do u not read?? June 14, 2022
State Farm: We'll groom your kids, and teach them to be gay.
Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there
Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there
by Skyrim550 September 11, 2022
telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill
by the J to the o April 24, 2011
to be eaten alive!
After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.
by weave November 04, 2003
A strategy for gaining likes and views on social media by posting something that’s currently trending or has clickbait
by llamayeast October 19, 2022
A giga Chad that was excommunicated after his magnum dong got erect and knocked god down from heaven. Turning to the dark arts he created surprisingly great rates to collect disciples for his cult of state farm.
by Derpafish August 25, 2021