Bum disease

When you don't wipe your ass good enough and it starts to get itchy and or bother you in some way

"Dude, McDonalds didn't have any toilet paper so I had to wait till I got home and I had a bad case of bum disease"

by KKK is Bae June 11, 2016

nutella bum

When you go to eat an asshole but its covered in shit.

Guy 1: Dude, how was the sex?
Guy 2: Not great, she had a nutella bum.

by Ethan Barnes February 7, 2017

Domesticated Bum

A person who has a alcohol or drug problem, who sleeps where they land, wears the same clothes every day, but has a house/apartment that they live in, and otherwise appears to be normal.

Your alcoholic uncle Bill who you always find asleep in the middle of the kitchen floor naked after a night of binge drinking, that the family lovingly refers to as "your" domesticated bum.

by JadeBlueFox January 7, 2013

bum goblin'

a gnarled little turd that bites you on the way out.

after a fiery chilli meal

by Rory September 14, 2003

Bum Jungle

Any congregation of two (or more) bums underneath a freeway overpass with excessive plant overgrow.

"On my walk to the park I narrowly escaped a Bum Jungle."

by Stanistu1 December 29, 2012

bummed by coursework

Where an individual has so much coursework to complete they literally feel as if the work may have entered their anal passage...
The worst form being a funnel like formation of papers allowing maximum penetration of assorted writing implements.

"Nat couldn't make it to the party, she was 100% bummed by coursework"

by Big Richo May 20, 2007

Bum Pump

A Pump Like Instrument, That Is Used For Clearing Out Ones Rectum, Prior To Anal Sex.

John: Ima Do Her In The Arse Later.......

Tom: Make Sure She Bum Pumps First, Otherwise, She Will, Without A Doubt, Dirty On Your Cock Stick...

by Buperter August 6, 2011