office code

A specific hand gesture used to signify your wish to rapidly 'pump' or 'enter' your work colleagues vaginal/anal region.

John: hey, wanna see the new office code i made?
Irene: what does it mean?
John: it means your gonna bleed.

by wondermyke December 10, 2013

office weapons

Any sort of weapons the weird guy on your floor may use against you in retaliation for confronting him for stealing your lunch. Office weapons include but are not limited to: ballpoint pen, pencil(mechanical or wooden), scissors, stapler, staple remover, box cutter, power cord, scalding hot coffee, computer monitor, etc.

After confronting Garry about filching my tuna sandwich, he threatened me with a number of office weapons.

by Jahbreezy February 18, 2015

gnome office

a home office on a front lawn (or park).

Wow that crew out front has the gnome office situation on lock down.

by Ah Real Monsters May 9, 2015

Jake from the office

So awesome i just dont how awesome he is

Omg look its jake from the office.I've got to meet him.

by Jake from the office September 10, 2016

office carrier

A person who is regularly sick. Instead of staying home to tend their illness, they bring their sickness into the office and spread it. These people tend to have children, the ultimate carrier.

Jane, the office carrier, decided to be selfish and work today, despite being sick as a dog.

by laebshade November 11, 2016

box office

Anyone whose work cucicle is made of cardboard.

Any type of flammable material is forbidden in my Box Office

by 66tornadoes December 11, 2016

Office Jihad

When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.

- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.

- I like to call it Office Jihad.

by Ergeron June 27, 2019