smegma nuts

The most dangerous infection known to man worst than its other variant smegma

Guy1: Holy shit Bryant got smegma

Guy2: smegma like the cheese
Guy1: smegma nuts

Guy 2: Shut the fuck up I'm fucking your brother rn

by smeglord420 June 9, 2021

Nut Jumbler

A particularly perplexing and confusing circumstance. A situation that boggles the mind. A "head-scratcher", often unexpected; an odd occurrence suddenly made apparent.

Chuckford: "I was getting ready to take it home with that girl from the bar, when she slung a rod out of her britches bigger than mine!"

Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"

Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

num nut

silly person / idiot

You're such a num-nut Rose

by Rach December 27, 2004

nut me

The command of "nut me" is equal to telling a girl to "finish you off". Can be used during sexual intercourse, or in a complete random jokingly manner.

1.
Guy: "Ok, ok, keep going"

Girl: "You like that"

Guy: "NUT ME!"

Girl: "ahhhh"

2.
Guy: "Yo man whats up"

Friend: "NUT ME!"

Guy: "Dude don't be gay"

Friend: "Ok"

by WALLY CONN April 16, 2009

Douche Nuts

Some one who's is such a pussy that he has ovaries i.e. "Douche Nuts"

Look douche nuts just tell your girlfriend that you are going to the bachelor party this weekend!!!

by Peedah Collins June 27, 2006

rip nut

same thing as a ripper just more off the hook.

she look like she want to do it with everyone

yea she's a rip nut

by MaC bOo March 1, 2005

chum nuts

A derogatory term. An insult. A combination of the word "chum" which is bloddy fish guts used to attract sharks. And the word "nuts" which means testicles.

Hey chum nuts, wheres my fifty dollars!!

by Dan Ram June 25, 2005