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Urban Dictionary Names

The definitions that ruin this site.
The people that write these are usually preteen girls that need to feel special so they define themselves as a marry sue thinking people will like her.
The only thing they do is clog the decision page, so instead of looking at actually not terrible definitions you get one of these every 5 clicks.
(Insert name): (certain named induvidual) IS A GREAT GIRL THAT HAS ALOT OF FRIENDS AND GETS ALL THE BOYS WITH THE REALLY HUGE DICKS, DID I MENTION SHE IS A SEX GODDDDDD RAWR XDDD
WAY MORE THAN (Insert name of person the induvidual hates), WHO IS DATING (some fucking jock), FUCK YOU!!11!!!!11!1!!!!

Urban dictionary names, when you are just that fucking pathetic
by Densest April 23, 2017
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My Name is Jonas

A song by Weezer which is their first song on their first album.
weezer fan 1: What are some good songs?
weezer fan 2: My name is jonas is a great song. U should listen to it.
by edwild22 March 1, 2009
mugGet the My Name is Jonasmug.

KID NAMED FINGER

by poopy haha April 27, 2022
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scientific name for pig

by lemmesmashbtwloveu January 7, 2021
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celebrity name fumbler

A person who constantly screws up celebrity's names. Examples: Warren Beauty,Thelma Blair,Paris Hinton,Kenunu Reeves,Gary Boozey,Rick Jagger,The Elderly Brothers,Tommy Jones Lee.
My girlfriend was talking about some movie starring Angela Jolie. She's a habitual celebrity name fumbler.
by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011
mugGet the celebrity name fumblermug.

Kid named finger

Waltuh put your dic away
I’m not havin se* with you waltuh -kid named finger
by Admiral_Calamari July 19, 2022
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Don't cap on the name

The sentence that changed everything. From the moment of it's existence it has warped space and time and is the only sentence currently available that can automatically make anyone laugh. The exact origins of the sentence have not been noted but some say the words were first spoken by a "discord packer".
George: "Shutcho bitchass up Ascend you braindead moron with no life. Go to fucking school for once instead of spending your time skipping school to scream at little kids on the popular social media platform made for gamers, Discord.com"
As "world's best discord packer" cend: "Aye bruh Don't cap on the name bruh dont even talk to me like that I'll slap the shit outchu on god yo granma on a scooter at 3 am doing donuts on a Walmart parking lot."
by TheNwordOfficial August 17, 2021
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