Mongolian Snakebite

A sexual act which requires a great deal of love and trust with your mate. To perform the Mongolian Snakebite, you need a sharp knife and your penis. You simply stab your lover, probably in the tummy, and then fuck the hole.

I gave my old misses a Mongolian Snakebite last night... she hated it but the police thought it was hilarious.

by 2005 Honda Odyssey December 16, 2018

Mongolian Sunrise

A hybrid strain of Marijuana. Its identifying traits are bright green buds, somewhat dense, and a pungent fruity smell.

After two bowls of that Mongolian Sunrise and I ate the entire fucking thing.

by underlinevanity January 29, 2019

Mongoloidly

Verb: lookin like a whole retard

“That guy is mongoloidly ugly”
?
“Basically he’s hella retarded lookin”

by Crobain February 10, 2019

Mongolóide

Simão.
Someone without “teco” that talks with “tico” ( he talks to himself)

“Oh no! That mongolóide is such a creep, he talks to himself all the time”

by Ticoandtecomags February 13, 2019

Mongopenis

Like being a frickin horny nigga laundrybasket, but your pee pee is softeer than your poo poo.

Ohhh, look erling has an mongopenis!

by coolguystian March 4, 2019

Mongoloid

The definition of perfect and sinless

paolino: a am such a mongoloid
Sotnas: you really are a mongoloid my friend

by TITINGGALIT March 11, 2019

Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-Knocker

The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.

on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"

by Hurts 2 Poop May 15, 2019